See, when a girl becomes a woman, she reaches a perfect age to be abducted by aliens. The aliens then replace your friend with an emotionless robot. However, the aliens have yet to perfect making said robots. Sometimes that robot goes haywire and gets really angry or really sad for no apparent reason. This happens every month for a week or two. The aliens then wipe your friends memory and implant false memories (ala MIB) based on what the robot has collected over the 1-2 week time period. So there you have it.
Obviously fairies existed around the same time as dinosaurs. Same thing that killed them killed the fairies, their bones were replaced by minerals, and they became fossils. Just like the dinosaurs.
Do you remember The Munsters? Now, remember Eddie Munster? That’s exactly what happens.
Well werewolves are only out on a full moon (that’s a given). Now, if you kill a werewolf (via silver to the heart) it’ll turn back in to human form. Now, if you knock a werewolf unconscious and perform the mummification process (pulling out organs, wrapping, preserving, etc) you will have a mummy-werewolf. But how do you animate said mummy-werewolf? Simple: pace a curse upon the mummified werewolf. Then, when someone breaks said curse, voila, you have an animated mummy-werewolf. The only way to kill it is to find its heart in the jar and stab it with some sort of silver. Only an evil or crazy person would take the time to mummify it (perhaps a wizard or mad scientist). It also no longer needs the full moon because it was preserved in the werewolf state.
from Bakersfield. Saw some animals, went on some hikes, shot some targets, didn’t shower, got sunburnt, didn’t freeze to death, and the Kings are up 3-0 in the series. All in all, the past couple of days were pretty cool.