Beef Supreme, alright so like a girl at my school is all happy to see me 50% of the time and the other 50% its like i dont exist, i wanna know if she is beeing taking over by some mind cow’s or some shit cuz i dont know what is up with that shit. if so how do i get rid of that shit from here? can you help a kid out

alright so like a girl at my school is all happy to see me 50% of the time and the other 50% its like i dont exist, i wanna know if she is beeing taking over by some mind cow's or some shit cuz i dont know what is up with that shit. if so how do i get rid of that shit from here? can you help a kid out

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See, when a girl becomes a woman, she reaches a perfect age to be abducted by aliens. The aliens then replace your friend with an emotionless robot. However, the aliens have yet to perfect making said robots. Sometimes that robot goes haywire and gets really angry or really sad for no apparent reason. This happens every month for a week or two. The aliens then wipe your friends memory and implant false memories (ala MIB) based on what the robot has collected over the 1-2 week time period. So there you have it.

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